The Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert is finally being put out to sea. The comedian, actor, and co-planner of 2010's Rally to Restore Sanity will sail toward the northernmost tip of the mysterious Bermuda Triangle in next month's Charleston Bermuda Race. For several weeks, we'd heard that Colbert would serve as Honorary Captain of the Fleet, but at the 2011 New York Auto Show, we learned that he'll also serve as "Morale Officer" aboard "The Audi", a 65-foot yacht sponsored by -- yes -- Audi. Said Colbert: "Audi's support in this race is the next best thing to putting a sail on my own Audi and sailing to...